I wish to thank the billions of humans
who the War Brain has stabbed, scalded,
blew up, vaporized, beheaded, hung, gassed,
tortured, shot in the head, dismembered,
dissected, experimented on, radiated, drowned,
crushed, electrocuted, poisoned, starved, froze,
suffocated, bayoneted, strangled, buried alive,
mutilated, keel-hauled or impaled
so I can have iPhone!